|The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth|
|Season 3, Episode 9|
|Date Aired:||April 2, 2014|
Catch and Release
No, You Can't Sit with Us
"The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth" is the ninth episode of Suburgatory (season 3) and the fifty-second episode overall. It aired on April 2, 2014.
When Dallas's mother passes away, she recruits Tessa to take a trip to the South with her to attend the funeral. During the trip, Dallas confronts her rivalry with her sister and her feelings toward her mother. Meanwhile, George, Noah, and Fred go on a group date that results in a stalker for Fred.