"Season 3episode guide for Suburgatory. Suburgatory season 3, will consist of thirteen episodes and will begin airing on January 15, 2014 on Wednesday nights at 8:30pm.

Suburgatory - Season 3 Cast


Production Code Ep # Title Director Original air date U.S. Viewers
3X7751 1 "No Me Gusta, Mami" TBA January 15, 2014 TBA
In the Season 3 premiere, George adopts a dog in an attempt to rebuild his relationship with Tessa. Meanwhile, Sheila tracks a canine on the loose in Chatswin; and Dalia shuns Dallas after her mother's latest breakup.
3X7752 2 "Victor Ha" TBA January 22, 2014 TBA
Empty-nest syndrome at the Shays' prompts Fred and Sheila to take in a foster child named Victor, but Lisa is convinced the young lad is a con artist. Meanwhile, Tessa objects to her dad's friendship with Dalia. 
3X7753 3 "Open Door Policy" TBA January 29, 2014 TBA
Tessa calls her grandfather when she's worried about George in the wake of his breakup with Dallas, but the son is not keen on his father's advice. Meanwhile, Tessa learns that Ryan is coming home for a visit—and that he's bringing his new girlfriend.
3X7754 4 "The Birds and the Biederman" TBA February 5, 2014 TBA
Awkward meetings in Chatswin for George and Dallas force them to divide the town to avoid seeing each other. Meanwhile, Tessa wonders why Lisa is hanging out with Ryan's girlfriend; and Fred is worried that Sheila is ready to leave him.
3X7755 5 "Blame It on the Rainstick" TBA February 26, 2014 TBA
Noah returns to Chatswin a changed man after his court-ordered anger-management program, but George decides to see if it really worked. Meanwhile, Tessa joins a new age band she meets in the park.
3X7756 6 "About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing" TBA March 5, 2014 TBA
George and Fred take a trip to Manhattan after Tessa scolds her dad for his love of a juice bar in Chatswin. Meanwhile, Tessa gets talked into attending Evan's birthday party, where she announces what she really thinks of him.
3X7757 7 "I'm Just Not That Into Me" TBA March 12, 2014 TBA
Tessa takes Malik and Lisa to a college party, where she meets her male doppelgänger—and falls for him instantly. Meanwhile, Dallas gets a makeover after getting some interesting advice from a matchmaker. 
3X7758 8 "Catch and Release" TBA March 26, 2014 TBA
Lisa decides to propose to Malik, but the news sends Tessa to her dad for advice when she isn't sure how to respond, especially when the proposal doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, George worries about his girlfriend's rudeness to her employees.
3X7759 9 "The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth" TBA April 2, 2014 TBA
Dallas' mother passes away, but she asks Tessa to head south with her for the funeral, where Dallas renews a sibling rivalry and confronts her feelings about her mom. Meanwhile, George, Noah and Fred go on a triple blind date that gets Fred a little more than he bargained for.
3X7760 10 "No, You Can't Sit with Us" TBA April 23, 2014 TBA
A weekend camping trip for George, Noah, Fred and Victor turns chaotic after Fred loses Victor in the woods. Meanwhile, Tessa mentors a social outcast and prepares her for the Miss Chatswin pageant, which takes her rivalry with Dalia to a new level.
3X7761 11 "Dalia Nicole Smith" TBA April 30, 2014 TBA
Dalia is rejected by the only college to which she applied, so Dallas tries to help plan her future, but Dalia has other ideas about how to survive. Meanwhile, George makes Tessa go on a double date with a mother and son they met on her college tour.
3X7762 1 "Les Lucioles" TBA January 15, 2014 TBA
Lisa and Malik's wedding is boycotted by his family, so he asks George to walk him down the aisle. Meanwhile, June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; and Sheila passes on some advice to her daughter on her big day.
3X7763 2 "Stiiiiiiill Horny" TBA January 22, 2014 TBA
In the Season 3 finale, Tessa joins a knitting circle, but George is startled by how old her new friends are. Elsewhere, George writes a song in the aftermath of his one-night stand; and newlyweds Lisa and Malik aren't exactly a happy couple.


  • This is the first season that the credits are changed to show animated art.