The second season of Suburgatory was 22 episodes long and ran from 2012 to 2013.


Production Code Ep # Title Director Original air date U.S. Viewers
3X7751 1 "Homecoming" Ken Whittingham October 17, 2012 7.54
Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending the summer in Manhattan with her grandmother. Upon returning, she continues to be interested in her mother's life and decides to perform at the local talent show. While Jill is out of town for a book tour, Noah tries to get Carmen, Dallas' maid, to work for him. Lisa blackmails Sheila and Fred , after telling them she knows that Ryan is adopted.
3X7752 2 "The Witch of East Chatswin" Victor Nelli October 24, 2012 7.37
Tessa believes she being haunted by a witch after being told about her by Sheila. George and Noah dress up as each other for Halloween, after Dallas had openly hoped that George would portray 'Ken' to her 'Barbie'.
3X7753 3 "Ryan's Song" Alex Hardcastle October 31, 2012 6.32
Lisa helps Ryan pursue Tessa after she feels guilty for not telling him that he was adopted, but Ryan mistakes her generosity for pity that he's seriously ill. Meanwhile, Dallas invites her life coach Tabitha on her first date with George. Tessa babysits Opus when Noah and Carmen go to the opera. 
3X7754 4 "Foam Finger" Alex Hardcastle October 7, 2012 7.55
George is confused by Dallas' behavior, when she overacts before they actually get romantic with each other. Tessa worries about Dalia when she becomes friends with her father's fiance Wan'Er and abandons Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlin
3X7755 5 "The Wishbone" Uta Breisewitz November 14, 2012 7.07
Tessa's mother Alex shows up in Chatswin for Thanksgiving, but Tessa had expected her to show up at her grandmother's apartment in Manhattan. Malik comes over to the Shay's house for Thanksgiving dinner, and annoys Lisa when he actually gets along well with Sheila. Sheila accidentally walks in on a naked Malik getting out of the shower, embarrassing Lisa .
3X7756 6 "Friendship Fish" Phil Traill November 28, 2012 6.73
Now that Lisa and Malik have broken up, Lisa decides to spend an entire weekend with Tessa. Even though Tessa had plans to spend the weekend alone in her room with her new tablet. George's friends from Manhattan, Theo and Cyrus, visit him unexpectedly and ridicule his new posh life in the suburbs.
3X7757 7 "Krampus" Julie Anne Robinson December 5, 2012 6.09
George arranges for Tessa to spend Christmas with Alex in Manhattan. Ryan finally finds out that he is adopted and doesn't want anything to do with the Shays anymore. Dalia makes a viral music video, to try to get Carmen to work for her again. Jill back at home, feels uncomfortable about Carmen taking care of Opus, leaving Noah in the middle.
3X7758 8 "Black Thai" Alex Hardcastle January 9, 2013 6.84
When Tessa and Dalia get their PSAT results, Dalia receives a new car and Tessa gets ice cream as rewards. Tessa is miffed that Dalia got a car, and becomes obsessed with finding out Dalia's score. The rift between the girls leads to an argument between George and Dallas, and the only thing that can help them is an old fashioned hip hop dance off. Meanwhile Noah and Jill hire Mr. Wolfe to tutor their baby after he's rejected by the finest day care in Chatswin.
3X7759 9 "Junior Secretary's Day" Elliot Hegarty January 16, 2013 6.06
When Tessa has her wisdom teeth removed, George struggles to manage both her recovery and the hysterics of their neighbor Fred, who has taken up residence in their basement after a carreer set-back. Sheila suspects George of harboring rats, and Dallas feels insecure about her relationship with George.
3X7760 10 "Chinese Chicken" Alex Hardcastle January 23, 2013 6.09
When Dallas goes overboard making flyers for George's business, he begins to feel stifled and convinces Noah and Fred to start a dad band as a way to escape their significant others. Sheila catches the band during practice and impresses George with her singing, so he votes her into the band. Meanwhile Tessa discovers what it means to be a football player's girlfriend and incites a revolt.
3X7761 11 "Yakult Leader" Alex Hardcastle January 30, 2013 4.73
Feeling that Yakult is not herself, Dallas hires Yoni (Wilmer Valderrama) to treat the dog, which puts a wedge between Dallas and George's relationship. Sheila asks Tessa to set Lisa up for a blind date.
3X7762 12 "Body Talk" Michael Patrick Jann February 6, 2013 5.73
Tessa signs up to host a talk show about teen issues for the school, however the show is taken over by Ryan, who instead talks about his body. Tessa is taken aback when the student viewers are far more interested in Ryan's topic. Dallas finds out that her house is actually located in East Chatswin, meaning all of her Chatswin privileges are revoked while Dalia has to attend another high school.
3X7763 13 "Blowtox and Burlap" Julie Anne Robinson February 13, 2013 5.91
Tessa and Ryan spend Valentine's Day evening watching an arthouse film, that has Ryan emotionally moved, but ends up confusing Tessa. Malik continues to try to win Lisa back. Sheila's mother (Mary Kay Place), intrudes on Shelia and Fred's Valentine's Day plans. Dallas undergoes a major botox procedure, which ends up making her look disfigured, forcing George to eat an 18-course meal all by himself, prepared by Chef Julio (Michael Voltaggio)
3X7764 14 "T-Ball & Sympathy" Phil Traill February 20, 2013 5.74
Tessa becomes a relationship adviser while Ryan is at an away game. Tessa agrees to help Mr. Wolfe, who suspects that Chef Alan is being unfaithful with his ex-boyfriend Chef Norman (J.P. Manoux). George is left stuck in the middle when Dallas and Noah manage competing T-Ball teams.
3X7765 15 "Leaving Chatswin" Elliot Hegarty February 27, 2013 6.12
Marty, a friend of George's and Noah's at the country club, passes away. George is left with the ashes upon discovering that Marty had very few close friends or family members. Tessa and Ryan think about their lives after high school, after Ryan says he spent his three days away visiting college recruiters.
3X7766 16 "How to Be a Baby" Victor Nelli March 6, 2013 4.60
After revealing his love for Carmen to George, Noah tries to make his feelings a reality despite his marriage to Jill. Tessa interns for "published author" Jill, thinking the experience will look good on her college applications. The actual experience, however, becomes a strange one. Dalia agrees to give Mr. Wolfe a makeover, after his breakup with Chef Alan.
3X7767 17 "Eat, Pray, Eat" Elliot Hegarty March 20, 2013 4.19
Dallas feels neglected after seeing that George does not have much interest in a Deryck Whibley-autographed guitar that she bought him for his birthday. So to make up for George's disinterest, Dallas indulges herself in Italian food with Jill. Tessa begins to think that living in the suburbs for so long has made her dull. Noah once again tries to seek Carmen's attention.
3X7768 18 "Brown Trembler" Phil Traill March 27, 2013 5.33
George is asked by the mothers of Chatswin to help Noah, who has been living in the local hotel with Opus, following his divorce from Jill. George has Noah and Opus move in with him, which doesn't turn out well. Tessa helps Fred be more hip in order to get a new job. Dallas forces Dalia to throw out some of her things, to overcome her hoarding addiction.
3X7769 19 "Decemberfold" Linda Mendoza April 3, 2013 5.83
George becomes obsessed about his figure to make the December page of the annual "Fathers of Chatswin" calendar. Dalia becomes jealous when Noah's college-age daughter spends time with Tessa. Tessa and Lisa discover some strange secrets about Dalia.
3X7770 20 "Go, Gamblers!" Alex Hardcastle April 10, 2013 5.60
Tessa helps Ryan with his decision on which college to attend. George contemplates moving in with Dallas, but Dallas becomes disappointed when it appears George is doing so to save money, rather than for romantic reasons. Sheila tries to sell George's house to Leslie (Johanna Braddy), a young single mother. Dalia, still fuming about Tessa sticking her nose where it didn't belong, reveals one of Tessa's secrets to Ryan.
3X7771 21 "Apocalypse Meow" Ken Whittingham April 17, 2013 5.33
Dallas and George try to figure out a way to tell Tessa that he's sold their house and the two are moving in together. The rift between Tessa and Dalia becomes physical. Despite her dating his therapist, Noah continues to obsess over Carmen.
3X7772 22 "Stray Dogs" Emily Kapnek April 17, 2013 5.45
George buys a house for Dallas, and is then visited by her ex-husband, Steven. Sheila convinces Mr. Wolfe to throw a Chastity Ball at school, believing strongly that Lisa will be crowned queen. An emotionally distraught Tessa seeks solace in the bathroom stall.