- "I don't want to give you the wrong idea. Give me the wrong idea! Give it to me!"
- —George and Jocelyn, Sex and the Suburbs
She is a single mom, and her daughter is a lowlife who is one of Dalia Royce's followers, and she stalks George Altman. She brings him women's bifocals just to see George, and ultimately have sex with him. She is apart of the PTA, and she hates Sheila Shay, as much mothers do.