- "See? The persons name is Doug. No freaks are named Doug."
- —Tessa, Independence Day
Doug is a person who lives in East Chatswin who was going to sell Tessa a scooter. He lives with a person named Lucien, and he is the one who sold Tessa the scooter. Lisa pushes Tessa in because Lisa is freaked out by what is happening, because she is convinced they are evil. They never show Doug.